woah 2009 was a big year for bing
i’m laughing so hard
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.
Just fuckin’ land on his penis.
this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode
One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect.
She was the last woman he ever slept with.
I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused
I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
work it move that bitch crazy
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.